Monday, July 27, 2009

Films = Happy Endings

Tap Their Forehead and They Drool For You

Seeing a valuable asset being wasted during the premium weeks where little shitcrumbles vacate the learning centres causes much pain in this aging heart. Their brimming and spring fed limbs cascade over foyers and enter one of the remaining safe houses for us each time Hollywood flumps out a cartoon odyssey filled with caramel punch lines and twinkle tot characterisations. Yes, the cinema, where cash can be exchanged for your own private booth near the youngster you cream for. It caters to both the self-toucher and arm-extender well, though one may need sweets to entice a meandering index finger. This is societies baby sitter, so play your role dear punter, and play it well.

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